we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
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