She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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