just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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