McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Houston, we have a blender
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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