Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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