you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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