I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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