The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Randomize
