if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Randomize
