He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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