oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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