Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
You took a bar mat shot.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
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