we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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