I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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