I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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