dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Randomize
