just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
