I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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