chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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