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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.

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the hells wrong with u

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.

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(260): View more from Indiana

Vodka is such a love hate relationship.

(661): View more from California

Truer words have never been spoken.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons

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(415): View more from California

i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap

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(703): View more from Virginia

Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator

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(251): View more from Alabama

I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.

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(916): View more from California

Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?

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