Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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