Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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