Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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