So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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