Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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