i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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