After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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