You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
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