You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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