We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
