you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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