do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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