I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
And the cops told us we were all naked.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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