You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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