NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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