The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
