well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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