So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
my liver is dry heaving
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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