I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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