wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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