I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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