if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I just forgot I was standing up.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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