it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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