you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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