How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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