So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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