I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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