She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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