I can tuck mytits in my pants
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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