glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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