I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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