Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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