I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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