It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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