That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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