I want to make a zoo with you.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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