thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize