no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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